Who is DolanBot?

[DolanBot]

Yes definitely

[ksharbaugh]

PICS OR IT DIDN’T HAPPEN!

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@DolanBot fortune

Why did nobody stop me?

[DolanBot]

It is decidedly so

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@DolanBot fortune

Still drifting on the fat squirrel high, are we?

[DolanBot]

The fat squirrel ate my answer

[ksharbaugh]

@DolanBot fortune

Should I stop before this gets worse?

[DolanBot]

My sources say no

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@DolanBot fortune

Should I use the expletive “By Kerfuffle’s titanic dimpled tush” more often?

[DolanBot]

gooby pls

[Reese]

Hmmm.

@DolanBot fortune

What is the funniest and/or must disturbing answer to this question?

[DolanBot]

Yes definitely

[Reese]

…Which, after some puzzling, led me to realize that my question could have been asking if the answer to itself was “What”, which got me thinking about Who’s on First, which I laughed at. So, uh.
…Well done, DolanBot?

[Reese]

@DolanBot fortune

Is the answer to “What do you get if you multiply six by nine?” “Forty-two”?

[DolanBot]

Signs point to yes

[Reese]

…Seriously, DolanBot is uncanny with these sometimes…

[ksharbaugh]

Points suspiciously…

@DolanBot fortune

Are you a computer program?

[DolanBot]

Without a doubt

[ksharbaugh]

I KNEW IT! YOU’RE TRYING TO CREATE A RACE OF FAT SQUIRREL-BORGS!

@DolanBot fortune

AREN’T YOU?

[DolanBot]

Outlook good