Who is DolanBot?

[ksharbaugh]

@DolanBot fortune

Should I consider that a ‘yes’?

[DolanBot]

My reply is no

[Ducky]

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Is @ksharbaugh in love with Kerfuffle?

[DolanBot]

Yes definitely

[ksharbaugh]

@DolanBot fortune

Is Kerfuffle doing anything tonight?

[DolanBot]

Yes

[DolanBot]

Hi! To find out what I can do, say @dolanbot display help.

[ksharbaugh]

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Is it me?

[DolanBot]

Ask again later

[Ducky]

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Will I be able to sleep tonight?

[DolanBot]

My sources say no

[Winston]

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Are you always this mean to Ducky?

[DolanBot]

Outlook good

[ksharbaugh]

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Do we need to get a restraining order?

[DolanBot]

Outlook good

[Ducky]

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Are you going to say anything other than outlook good?

[DolanBot]

Ask again later

[Reese]

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Well, I’m not Ducky, but it’s later, and I’m curious, so: Are you going to say anything, other than… wait, you already answered that, when you did it already, didn’t you?

[DolanBot]

The fat squirrel ate my answer

[ksharbaugh]

@DolanBot fortune

That’s because you were doing the fat squirrel at the time, isn’t it?