Off Topic Extravaganza! šŸ„“

@DolanBot fortune

So you think weā€™re all just idiots, huh?

:crystal_ball: gooby pls

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@DolanBot fortune

Will I ever meet a girl and fall in love?

Besides my wife I mean

:crystal_ball: The fat squirrel ate my answer

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YES. YES. YES. Kerfuffle I can feel your burning love! It wonā€™t be long now!

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@DolanBot fortune

Can you give me about tree fiddy?

:crystal_ball: Most likely

@DolanBot fortune

Is goa the Loch Ness monster?

:crystal_ball: gooby pls

I knew it.
I FREAKINā€™ KNEW IT!

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@DolanBot fortune

Is Bigfoot sneaking up on me with a rusty shank?

:crystal_ball: Ask again later

LATER?! WTfge87o7foij

@DolanBot fortune

Are you TRYING to kill people?

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:crystal_ball: Most likely

ā€¦Well.
There we have it.
DolanBot is run by Skynet.

Hi! To find out what I can do, say @dolanbot display help.

Oh, I think weā€™ve all seen what Skynet can do. There was a documentary about it. Itā€™s called ā€œTerminator.ā€