Off Topic Extravaganza! 🥴

[DolanBot]

Everything you are against weakens you. Everything you are for empowers you. — Wayne Dyer

[ImaginaryAsshat]

@DolanBot quote

[DolanBot]

Every gift from a friend is a wish for your happiness. — Richard Bach

[ksharbaugh]

@DolanBot fortune

WHY?

[DolanBot]

You may rely on it

[Ducky]

@DolanBot quote

@ksharbaugh needs some inspiration

[DolanBot]

There are only two mistakes one can make along the road to truth; not going all the way, and not starting. — Buddha

[Ducky]

There you go, @ksharbaugh. DolanBot wants you to go all the way.

[Winston]

Wait, what? The robot’s trying to go all the way?
Oh no, this is just like what the fortune cookie said!
It’s all coming true!
KS, RUN! NOW!

[Ducky]

I can’t believe @Wiggles missed this one

[ModernTimes]

@DolanBot fortune

Are you going to answer me this time? I thought we were friends.

[DolanBot]

Don’t count on it

[Winston]

@DolanBot fortune

That’s cold, DolanBot. Are you like this to everyone?

[DolanBot]

Signs point to yes

[Winston]

@DolanBot quote

Well, if you don’t believe in friendship, what do you believe in?

[DolanBot]

This is the final test of a gentleman: his respect for those who can be of no possible value to him. — William Lyon Phelps

[ksharbaugh]

@DolanBot fortune

Are you just pulling these out of your ass?

[DolanBot]

My sources say no

[ksharbaugh]

@DolanBot fortune

Do you expect us to believe that?

[DolanBot]

It is certain