Off Topic Extravaganza! 🥴

DolanBot · May 19, 2022, 3:50am

Everything you are against weakens you. Everything you are for empowers you. — Wayne Dyer

ImaginaryAsshat · May 19, 2022, 6:52am

DolanBot · May 19, 2022, 6:52am

Every gift from a friend is a wish for your happiness. — Richard Bach

ksharbaugh · May 19, 2022, 7:05am

WHY?

DolanBot · May 19, 2022, 7:05am

You may rely on it

Ducky · May 19, 2022, 7:08am

@ksharbaugh needs some inspiration

DolanBot · May 19, 2022, 7:08am

There are only two mistakes one can make along the road to truth; not going all the way, and not starting. — Buddha

Ducky · May 19, 2022, 7:09am

There you go, @ksharbaugh. DolanBot wants you to go all the way.

Winston · May 19, 2022, 11:30pm

Wait, what? The robot’s trying to go all the way?
Oh no, this is just like what the fortune cookie said!
It’s all coming true!
KS, RUN! NOW!

Ducky · May 23, 2022, 6:42pm

I can’t believe @Wiggles missed this one

ModernTimes · May 25, 2022, 11:22pm

Are you going to answer me this time? I thought we were friends.

DolanBot · May 25, 2022, 11:22pm

Don’t count on it

Winston · May 26, 2022, 7:25am

That’s cold, DolanBot. Are you like this to everyone?

DolanBot · May 26, 2022, 7:25am

Signs point to yes

Winston · May 26, 2022, 8:34am

Well, if you don’t believe in friendship, what do you believe in?

DolanBot · May 26, 2022, 8:34am

This is the final test of a gentleman: his respect for those who can be of no possible value to him. — William Lyon Phelps

ksharbaugh · May 26, 2022, 8:37am

Are you just pulling these out of your ass?

DolanBot · May 26, 2022, 8:37am

My sources say no

ksharbaugh · May 26, 2022, 8:38am

Do you expect us to believe that?

DolanBot · May 26, 2022, 8:38am

It is certain