Waves back
Haha, yep I’ve returned. It’s been way too long…
Anyways, Hello everyone! 
[clears throat]
BELGIUM’S NOT EVEN A REAL COUNTRY!
Coming from the Conglomerated territories of half a continent.
Damn whippersnappers, always makin’ too much noise!
I was just making fun of the fact the United States seemingly doesn’t have a proper country name.
Ah, thanks! Okay, now I’m both parsing the words and getting the joke. 
That and if we’re being honest the “united” part is kind of a stretch anymore.
And just to tie it back to my original needling of Alain, something something parts of Burgundy no one else wanted.
Whoa, it seems like I’ve been a stranger here too long. Hope you all don’t mistake my lack of a response for rudeness 
Belgians are not like those snobby Frenchmen, although we have inherited a bit of their culture.
What part is that? The hands-off approach to colonialism?
I think we’re all strangers here 