Take the first line of a well know song and fill in the rest with predictive text

[Ducky]

Using your phone, type the first line of a song lyric, then just keep choosing one of the options of your phone’s predictive text to fill in what comes next.

Example:
Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me out for the next week of June lol I have a few minutes to get my stuff

Example: Do you have the time to listen to me whine about that song and then you can listen to it

Example: In the time of chimpanzees I was a monkey in my dream last night I had a little heart attack

[Scifire]

Your the value trying to understand what

[Scifire]

Don’t said members nowdays

[Reese]

Hopefully it’s not a problem that I’m using this instead of a phone, but I felt like joining in and, happily, was able to find an online predictive text generator. So:

Some talk of Alexander’s service on the west bank in the Trent River.

The circumstances of his death remain uncertain.

Alexander of Warenne’s lands passed to his son John, the third “Viscount Lisle”.

John, who had died

(…Hopefully it’s also not a problem that I may be stretching “well know”(n?) a bit.)

The world was young, the mountains green, the valleys wide, and people began to feel small as they watched with the sure knowledge that one day the Earth would be theirs to rule, to hunt, to build a home.

It wasn’t the first of such conquests, nor would it be the last, but none of the small creatures of the world could ever have imagined what would happen that one day.

‘Mort’ sighed.

‘There are too many people out there for this,’

(…Okay, huh. Apparently this one it actually knows.)

Oh, say can you see, by the dawn’s early lightWhat so proudly we hailedAt the twilight’s last gleaming? Whose broad stripes and bright starsThrough the perilous fight, O’er the ramparts we watched were so gallantly

(…Got this one a bit amusingly wrong, though. :D)

United forever in friendship and labor, with all our friends, in combat for the things that we hold dear.

United forever, through death or victory, in the freedom and equality of the peoples of the United States of America, the world

(…Oddly, perhaps slightly eerily fitting…)

Now the hour’s come at last, the soft and fading light of dusk falling across the garden.

The lace curtains waver and flutter as I walk between them, and to the child’s eyes, I am not quite human any more.

I was a madwoman, rocking and staring in the

(…Not nearly so fitting, but somewhat creepy-seeming. I’m not sure where the predictive text came up with this.)

Up from ruins, newly risen

You

You are reborn now, now.

You are reborn now, now.

Isolation, solitude

Intimacy, intimacy

From this solitude you shall come

A child born from lonely

Intimacy, intimacy

A child born from

(…Wait, no one here’s tried this one yet? :D)
(…And it came out not completely without relevance.)

Sometimes some crimes are not easily recognized and need to be followed up with police or other agencies.

The police are just at the beginning of the investigation, the insurance companies have the final say as to

(I’m… not really sure where the software was going with this one. Kind of wondering why it went the direction it did, and if continuing the generation further would have made the results inappropriate to post.)

It’s time you learned a lesson in being good to others."

I turned my attention back to her.

“First thing I learned about being good to others is to not lay my hands on people.”

I pointed at the bed, wishing I had the strength

(Not sure about this one.)

I am the man who arranges the blocks, and then the words.

I am a piece of who you are.

No matter where you go in your life, you will always know your roots.

"This is our message to you.

No matter where you go in your life, no matter

(Kind of an interesting result.)

Awake ye scary great old ones!

Attend, ye great beastly apparitions!

Gather here, under the light of a full moon, to contemplate, to debate, and to decide!"

The shapeshifters craned their heads and faces toward each other,

(…Right, one more, I should probably be moving on. :))
(…Regarding the result, though, er. What? [shrugs])

Three months of winter coolness, and awesome holidays!

Thank you, Jess for your patronage.

So, in the course of our conversation (and I use the word loosely, because we didn’t really have a conversation (I have no idea if he knew who I was or not).

[Ducky]

Oooh good idea with using show lyrics

ahem

Sometimes some crimes go slipping through the cracks and these two days of the snow globe are still there. They are okay so we don’t need to go back to the church. What did you want to do with the baby? What did you say to me when you got home? Did she tell her about that time when she got out of the shower and bath bath and beyond the bathroom and bathroom is a bath (okay it’s broken now)

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Life is like a hurricane here in Duckburg
Race cars, lasers, internet and phones and windows. I’m on the way home from fort hill north west. Okay thank you! Even though we don’t have internet. Okay thank goodness! Even when we went to get the mailbox. How did the day go for tomorrow? How did your appointment go with the doctor? Don’t forget to bring your own gift cards

[Reese]

Thanks.

…Hm…

Take my love, take my land, take me where I cannot stand."

The river took her.

For nearly forty miles she plummeted in to the cold depths.

Every muscle in her body screamed in agony.

Her eyes were closed, but the ice was blinding.

She wondered how far

[syaoran2001]

Sing the Duck Tales one to the actual tune, the meter works even with the nonsense sentences!

[syaoran2001]

Here we stand, worlds apart hearts broken in two weeks and a few days off work to do it in the morning and I will be there in a few minutes.

[Ducky]

@syaoran2001

meter works even with the nonsense

Lol GIFT CARDS WOO-OOO!!

[Scifire]

Gummi Bears bouncing here and there and everywhere.

Stray dimes jingling here and there and everywhere.

Running all over the place in the the middle of a huge family party.

Two of my kids are dancing in this part of the episode.

I have no idea