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Does @ksharbaugh get a prize for making the 100th post in this thread?

:crystal_ball: gooby pls

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Okay, that one got me :laughing:

Itā€™s never lupus. Or sarcoidosis.

:thinking:

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8D

Thereā€™s always room for butthole jello.

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@ksharbaugh Bill Cosbyā€™s reputation makes this slogan even worse. :joy:

One of my coworkers was talking about how he regretted volunteering to work overtime

Iā€™ve heard people say things like ā€œIt bit me in the assā€ to express regretting doing something that did not work out in their favor

I was not prepared to hear ā€œit stabbed me right in the assholeā€

Hot poker medieval style!

[Edward II has left the chat]

Iā€™m bored and donā€™t feel like actually doing work, so hereā€™s a cocktus.

Shave and a haircutā€¦

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